huffylemon:

cascadiarch:

oneheadtoanother:

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

spongebobssquarepants:

frontseatpocket:

get panini pressed, idiot

cryoverkiltmilk:

cookingwithroxy:

foone:

roguetelemetry:

packder:

crypticauthour:

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

hera-the-wizard:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

BILLION

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

animentality:

dialupmodern:

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

technoturian:

I will not be calling Twitter “X”. I will not be calling HBOMax “Max”. And I will never call Facebook “Meta”.

These names are the branding equivalent of greige. Uninspired, personality-less “minimalist” rebranding die challenge.

stelly22:

randomitemdrop:

hmmm-official:

hmmm

Item: training unicycle

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

world history

tenorgender:

tenorgender:

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn’t it

uncahier:

animentality:

geekinglikeaboss:

ramyeongif:

ADHD

Add onto this the constant feeling of being overwhelmed. You didn’t get the laundry done yesterday and now there are piles of it. You forgot to take out the chicken so now you’re trying to throw something together for dinner at 9 pm. You forgot to order your prescription and now it’s the weekend so you’re going to go without for 2 days. There are dishes in the sink. You forgot to plug in the vacuum so now you can’t even clean the floor. There are hobbies you can’t do because you’ve convinced yourself you aren’t allowed to experience fun until the work is finished. Slowly, it all builds and you are left sitting there with so much to do and the inability to organize tasks leaves you paralyzed and lost amid everything! Honestly, you fucking break down crying because you feel like an incomplete person incapable of caring for themselves.